| Oh Carnal One
Dear, insecure, needy readers,
Oh Carnal One is traveling. Yes, she's on sabbatical until June,
when she will return refreshed and God willing, cleansed by therapy and a
mud bath or two.
I need a break, okay? I mean, who the hell wouldn't after all the advice
I have to dole out each and everyday? I'm getting wrinkles and that just
won't do. I've worked my red tipped fingernails to the bone guiding you
and now, I must fill up the account of "me".
I'm exhausted, darlings.
Go figure when I have to answer questions about cleaning products and
sex. Do you see my dilemma? Hence, I shall return in June, rejuvenated, rested, exorcised
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Until June.
Ta-ta for now,
Swimming the river Nile,
Oh Carnal One
So get your questions in to ohcarnalone @changelingpress.com today! |
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Health & Wellness
Why I eat organicWe had a very dear friend visiting over the Christmas holiday and she was surprised at the number of organic food items we have around here. "Organic Coffee!" she said. 
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New at Changeling Press
 Out of Time by Treva Harte
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This month's contest...
Contest for this month is "Mother's Day Contest."Send an email to Changeling Press saying which is your favorite book. Winner
gets a choice of free download. contest@ changelingpress.com Good luck! |
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Diary of a Mad Cat
Friday Night Lament: Fuzzball held hostage 3Oh, it was my bad, kits and kittens! I thought she was reading about me - remember - the pussy? Yet when I hopped on her shoulder for a closer look she screamed, jumped, and we both discovered that cats don't always land on their feet. Read more... |
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Top Ten Ways to Tell Your Vampire Hero is Gay
by Elizabeth Jewell10. He complains constantly about how you’ve decorated his
apartment/house/batcave/miscellaneous form of living space.
9. He refuses to wear black, telling you, “Mauve is the new orange.”
8. He’s thinking about getting caps on his fangs.
7. He has a somewhat unnatural fondness for imported beer.
6. He hides the Barbra Streisand albums whenever you try to drop by for a
characterization chat.
5. He works out a lot, even though he’s immortal.
4. Northstar is his favorite X-Man.
3. He knows what kind of wine is best with AB negative.
2. Instead of a velvet cape, he wants to wear assless chaps.
And the number one way to tell your vampire hero is gay…
1. He completely ignores the sultry, voluptuous heroine you’ve created for
him and insists on taking her tall, dark, androgynous brother out for
drinks.
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The Reader's Corner
 Talking About Erotica
Okay, so you've read sweet romances and happily-ever-after. You've sighed and cried at the appropriate places. And then suddenly-Wham! You picked up this book --an erotic romance and from the first touch of the lips, his hand strayed down...and he didn't stop! The language gets more graphic, the scene gets hotter and the bedroom door is wide open. What? Where's her virginal outrage? And who is going to save her? The cad. Read more...
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Changeling Divas Chat
with Bryan Keller Hello darling, welcome! Thank you for stopping by to chat, with I, the Changeling Diva. Sit, sit, a drink? Cookie? No, dear, not those, they're for Pookie. Yes, mommies sweetums wuvs his cookies, don't he? Uh hmmm, excuse me. Where were we?... Read more... |
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